Welcome to the SuperGym. As a new client, you will be assigned to one of our superb Trainers. Every Trainer is hand selected by health guru and supreme leader, Benjamin Pratt. Trainers are the ideal. Every client must strive to become an ideal. Work hard enough, and you, too, could become as fit, sexy, and strong as a SuperGym Trainer.
Your personalized fitness plan will be closely monitored by our team of Dieticians. Low calories and abstinence will help you reach your goals fast.
You will bleed. You will cry. You will beg for death. Push through it. Make your Trainer proud at all costs.
You will weigh in with your Trainer daily. Once a week, we have Weigh-In Day at the SuperGym. You will be accountable for your choices in front of your fellow SuperGym members. Make sure you make a good impression. Too many gains or non-loss days will result in being sent to Fat Camp. They have a special program for problem clients.
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